YADAVGIRI THE NEW BUZZ WORD

LALU IS NO LALLURAM

IF A SHEPARD WOULD TURN ROUND THE SICK
RAILWAYS, WHAT ARE THE EDUCATED BLOKES
DOING? LALU P YADAV HAS PROVED THAT THAT
INDIAN RAILWAYS IS A GOLDEN GOOSE. HE HAS
PROVED THAT 15000 CRORES PROFIT IT EARNED
WAS HIS BRIAN CHILD. I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT HE HAS WASHED HIS SINS OF THE FODDER SCAM. I THINK VERY FEW WILL WILL AGREE WITH ME.
IS THIS GUY GOING TO BE A ROLE MODEL FOR THE
STUDENTS AT THE PRESTIGEOUS IIM?

HAVE THE GUYS AT IIM GONE NUTS?

IS IT WORTH STUDYING HIS STYLE?

GHANDIGIRI Vs RISHWATGIRI

WILL GHANDIGIRI REPLACE RISHWATGIRI?
WE HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE AS
FAR AS CORRUPTION IS CONCERNED. WE TOP THE WORLD AS ONE OF THE MOST
CORRUPT NATIONS. CORRUPTION IS TOLERATED IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE.
WE HAVE LOST THE WILL TO FIGHT CORRUPTION. WHAT IS RIGHT TO THE
POLITICIAN IS WRONG TO A COMMON CITIZEN, HE HAS TO BRIBE HIS WAY OUT.
HIS MOUTH IS SHUT. YOU WILL SUFFER IF YOU FIGHT CORRUPTION. YOUR
FAMILY WILL BE SUFFER, YOU WILL BE HARASSED. THE COMMONER WANTS
PEACE AT ALL COSTS EVEN AT THE COST OF PAYING BRIBE AND DESTROYING THE
NATION.

MERIT HAS NO PLACE IN INDIA. TALENT JUST FLIES AWAY.

LOW MORALITY AMONG BUREAUCRATS. THEY WILL FLOUNDER THEIR
WEALTH, EAT LIKE PIGS , WHEN 200 MILLION CHILDREN FAIL TO GET
ONE SQUARE MEAL A DAY.

IT IS A WELCOME SIGN THAT GHANDIGIRI IS EMERGING. WE CANNOT
FLOG OUR CORRUPT COUNTRYMEN, WE CAN ATLEAST DRIVE SENSE THROUGH
GHANDIGIRI.

AMITABH BACHAN AND INCOME TAX

Do we have the habbit of degrading our heros. Is this a Indian legacy. One day you are
a hero the next day a zero. Do you call the Income tax Department a group of sadists
who serve a notice on Mr.Bachan who is battling for his life? You may not be suprised
if he is pulled out of the Intensive care unit to answer questions posed by a corrupt Income
tax Officer. You may be the highest individual tax payer, you might have lent your name
to many good causes - We simply do not care for all your good work, we want to treat
you has a common criminal trying to evade TAX.

If Mr.Bachan poses a question - What about the many ZEROS who are billionaires?
Did you ask them the source of their incomes - The income tax officials would shut their
traps. They simply do not have the guts to face the POLITICAL MAFIA. Most of the
ZEROS are politicians who made their money. The source is POLITICS. If any
Income tax officer were to question the ZEROS, they shall be nipped in the bud, their
families will be at stake. No body wants to face the warth of the ZEROS.

LAMBUJI: Their are only two options fight like VIRU did in SHOLAY or
appoint a Public Relations Officer (INCOME TAX) AND TOE THE LINE
PRO's generally maintain cordial relations with the Income Tax Department


IF LAMBUJI USES HIS GOOD OFFICES WITH THE THE FINANCE MINISTRY YOU WILL GET A APOLOGETIC REPLY: "Sorry 'Saar' for the inconvenienc my boys created".

LARGEST,GREATEST AND BIGGEST DEMOCRACY

Every upcomming Neta brags that India is the largest, greatest and biggest democracy.
They say we are as good as the advanced nations in many fields- nuclear is the top
most on the list. What is the stark reality? We have millions of people starving.
Netas who feed apples to the cows to drink apple enriched milk. Why compare
us with the Advanced nations. They were never our role models. China is
atleast 20 years a head of us when it comes to the people's welfare. We still
look towards the mirage of a Welfare State. Did Communalism discipline China and
Democracy indiscipline us? Enriched Uranium can never quench the hunger of
the starving millions.

DA VINCI BANNED - DC 2nd June 06

The movie is banned in Tamil Nadu, Goa, Punjab, Nagaland, Meghalaya and Andhra Pradesh.
Why not a all India Ban? Are we a federal state? A Da Vinci Fan will go any length to see
the move in the non-ban states. Was the ban justified?. Post your comments.

DA VINCI AND FANA

IF TWO MOVIES COULD CREATE SUCH A UPROAR WHAT DO WE STAND TO GAIN. AMIR KHAN TURNED OUT TO BE NATURE'S MESSIAH. WHO CARES FOR
ECOLOGY? DA VINCI AND FANA WENT THROUGH THE CENSOR BOARD.
DO WE PROTEST WITHOUT SEEING AND REASONING? POST UR COMMENTS.

HUMOUR -CELLPHONE ETIQUETTE

DO WE INDIANS LACK CELLPHONE ETIQUETTE?. DO WE USE OR MISUE CELLPHONES?
IT IS COMMON PRACTICE IN INDIA TO USE CELLPHONES WHILE DRIVING, A FEW
OF THEM DIAL NUMBERS WHILE DRIVING EXPECTING A NOBEL PRIZE FOR THEIR
FAST REFLEXES. A NOTICEABLE TREND IS CELLPHONE JAYWALKERS EXPECTING
A QUICK TICKET TO THE HEAVENS. WHEN A CELLPHONE RINGS IN A GROUP YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EXCUSE YOUR SELF AND MOVE TO A QUITE CORNER, HOW MANY OF US DO THIS. TWO WHEEL DRIVERS ARE GOOD AT CELLPHONE ACROBATICS.
MANY OF THEM HAVE THE CELLPHONE GLUED TO EARS, WITH THE SHOULDER'S SUPPORTING THE PHONE FROM FALLING. IT IS COMMON TO SEE SO MANY OF THESE MOTORCYCLISTS. THE OTHER DAY A FRIEND OF MY CAME FROM SWEDEN.
HE SAW ABOUT 10 GUYS TALKING WITH CELL PHONES SUPPORTED BY THEIR SHOULDER'S, HE ASKED HOW COME YOU HAVE MANY HUNCH BACKED GUYS IN YOUR
COUNTRY. I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS CELLSYNDROME. HE ASKED ME IF IT WAS A NAME OF A NEW DISEASE.

LATHI RAGE AND COPS

DECCAN CHRONICLE MAY 28 2006 : SI SUSPENDED FOR NOT CO-OPERATING WITH ENQUIRY




A TRAFFIC COP TRIES TO STOP TWO MOTORCYCLISTS TRYING TO DODGE HIM
ON A BUSY TRAFFIC JUNCTION. A LATHI BLOW ON THE HANDLE BAR
OF THE MOTORCYLE. THE MOTORCYLE SKIDS ON TO THE ROAD DIVIDER
ONE KILLED ON THE SPOT ON THE SPOT THE OTHER SUCCUMBS THREE
DAYS LATER. DUE YOU CALL THIS POLIICE EXCESS? DID A TRIFLE TRAFFIC
OFFENCE MEAN A DEATH SENTANCE TO THE MOTORCYCLISTS? WHO EMPOWERED
THE COP TO STOP A SPEEDING MOBIKE WITH A LATHI? WHY THE BENEFIT OF
DOUBT WAS NOT GIVEN TO THE MOTORCYCLISTS? JUMPING THE LINE WAS NO A
MAJOR OFFENCE. THE MOTORCYLISTS WERE NOT DREADED CRIMINALS ON THE RUN. THE BENEFIT OF DOUBT IN CRICKET IS ALWAYS GIVEN TO THE BATSMAN.
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UNCIVIC SENSE

Do we care for our fellow citizens? Do we lack basic civic sense? Last year a
Bank Manager was washed away in a drain gutter, the drain lid was stolen. A hue and cry was raised. The incident was quickly forgotten. Public Memory is ultra short. What do you do when you find a open drain?. Do you report to the civic authorities? Do you try to buy a lid and do your bit of social service? Are you afraid the civic authorities will reprimand you? Do you just walk away ? What would the Father of Nation done, if he was alive?. He would have been there guarding the manhole till, the manhole is closed.

Post your comments for a better tomorrow.