HUMOUR -CELLPHONE ETIQUETTE

DO WE INDIANS LACK CELLPHONE ETIQUETTE?. DO WE USE OR MISUE CELLPHONES?
IT IS COMMON PRACTICE IN INDIA TO USE CELLPHONES WHILE DRIVING, A FEW
OF THEM DIAL NUMBERS WHILE DRIVING EXPECTING A NOBEL PRIZE FOR THEIR
FAST REFLEXES. A NOTICEABLE TREND IS CELLPHONE JAYWALKERS EXPECTING
A QUICK TICKET TO THE HEAVENS. WHEN A CELLPHONE RINGS IN A GROUP YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EXCUSE YOUR SELF AND MOVE TO A QUITE CORNER, HOW MANY OF US DO THIS. TWO WHEEL DRIVERS ARE GOOD AT CELLPHONE ACROBATICS.
MANY OF THEM HAVE THE CELLPHONE GLUED TO EARS, WITH THE SHOULDER'S SUPPORTING THE PHONE FROM FALLING. IT IS COMMON TO SEE SO MANY OF THESE MOTORCYCLISTS. THE OTHER DAY A FRIEND OF MY CAME FROM SWEDEN.
HE SAW ABOUT 10 GUYS TALKING WITH CELL PHONES SUPPORTED BY THEIR SHOULDER'S, HE ASKED HOW COME YOU HAVE MANY HUNCH BACKED GUYS IN YOUR
COUNTRY. I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS CELLSYNDROME. HE ASKED ME IF IT WAS A NAME OF A NEW DISEASE.